normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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