this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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