question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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