if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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