Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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