my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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