What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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