is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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