Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
