it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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