I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
