Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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