no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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