it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You are a booty call, not a friend.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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