Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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