A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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