Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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