In the future we'll all be gay
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
well you can't waste a boner
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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