I feel like I'm in dance class right now
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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