we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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