I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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