It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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