seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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