my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I had to cum in my sink.
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