She's JV to your varsity
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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