end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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