Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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