ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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