Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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