how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You are a genius and a whore.
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