i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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