hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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