I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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