Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize