I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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