so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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