I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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