I just made out with a guy for $7.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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