508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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