one two three fourrrrnication!
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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