Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
where does the pee come out of this thing
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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