i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Im part way to drunk.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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