Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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