She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
There's a naked man in my car right now.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Randomize
