I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Please, let me fuck your mom
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
But theres a keg here and me gusta
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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