handjob tips. give me some.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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