You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
