That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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