I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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