Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize