do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
he laminated a picture of his dick.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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