yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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