You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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