but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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