i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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