final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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