oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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